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| Author: | Prodigy [ Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Sega Toylets lets you game with your boy bits |
Sega Toylets lets you game with your boy bits By Vlad Savov posted Dec 17th 2010 7:28AM Sega, the once proud innovator of console design, is back in the gaming hardware business! Only not in the fashion you might think. The company has just rolled out a trial of its Toylets system, which embeds a pressure sensor into otherwise innocuous urinals and gives life to every bad piece of joystick-related innuendo you ever heard. Four games are available right now, to be enjoyed through a display mounted at eye level, including one where the intensity of your delivery helps blow a girl's skirt up and another that offers (asynchronous!) multiplayer competition. The latter game matches you against the previous dude to have used the porcelain repository, thereby finally providing Japanese men with a measurable way to settle pissing contests. It's official: we're moving to Japan. |
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