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Author:  hsh [ Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:30 pm ]
Post subject:  The Cowboy

The Cowboy

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?'

St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.

'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers,

who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone,

but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker

and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring,

and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the shi* out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'


'Couple of minutes ago......'

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